What does 750 words look like?

The question posed (four) by this blogpost is to convey the number of words in message to see, visually in the way in which I write. Because I may submit (30) an essay for the newspaper, or whomever the editor is. To attempt to gain notice of an entrepreneur to assist (50). 

Do you count these articles: I, you, we? If so it may add quick (64). Not that wording would be short, extrapolation could occur and pontification may abundantly flow to increase the length of the artwork (85). I should continue and broaden this second paragraph to mate with collegiate standards (98). 

A man softly sings, somewhere within the outer boundaries of audible range. Jazz, southern, sad, mild. Sweet to balance the rushing cars to the drivers’ side (121) that pushes the walls of the van. To swiftly sway to the side, rocking in gentle accord. In fluent harmony with the voice that I barely hear (148). 

I am starting to see that much information coud be bestowed upon someone with a lengthy seven hundred and fifty words (169). So, let’s speed this up a bit: 

Here is three here is six there is ten, but let me add a few extra a make this an easy eaverage letter count and call this: (25)!Here is three here is six there is ten, but let me add a few extra a make this an easy eaverage letter count and call this: (25)!Here is three here is six there is ten, but let me add a few extra a make this an easy eaverage letter count and call this: (25)! Now, we hastily jumped by eighty seven — now ninety! (250)

Let’s slow back down and type, but it does seem to be quite a few words. This feels like business proposal type length. I suppose, that is more official, obviously, and ten to fifteen pages. Yet (286) this is certainly a length comparible to a book report. Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada Yada, yada yada yada yada and this is now at (400)!

It’s alot more than initially sounding. Not saying I couldn’t practice by writing an idea. I could dang sure use the practice in formalizing a desirable solution and initial puzzle in described details (433).

Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [50] Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [100]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [150] Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [10]Speed, this miserable count on this miserable touchpad!!! Nine and ten. [200]

After that huge chunk — THIS is around (640). 

There is yet a hundred words to go. This makes me want to check word count on the longer rambling posts that I have written. I believe the desktop version of this software gives that information. (676). 

I’m so over this experiment. On the iPhone, typing is irritating enough. But to skimp on simple technology and an ergonomic keyboard is plain silly. That is, after acknowledging that a major factor that led to this was as a time-sink while my stomach caves in, gearing me towards Co (727). 

Therefore, I depart from this route and wish to impart the wisdom which has been revealed (743). Seven words complete this phrase, thank God (750)!

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