Short & stout…

Look at my trunk. I’ve forgotten about it. 

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Just in case the nephew really did want to prowl the woods this weekend. I have my Mossberg 500 (tactical style shotgun), Winchester 30-30, and a thousand plus rounds of ammo. Then there’s my golf clubs. 

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And in the glovebox is the Glock 22 (40 caliber) with 15 rounds in the clip & 1 in the chamber. 
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Look in the console for a hundred bucks. 

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The thief would be setup with several pairs of britches, a dozen polo shirts, three pairs of shoes, and assorted items. 

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Battery charger and 30′ extension cord for a jump start. 

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2_28_2017 Tuesday, 9:24