Thick towel to set on. Shoes off. I’d eat if I had food. Mosquitoes are a nuisance as they are swarming me. Yet a little smoke clears them away. I should look into bringing incense.
I need to escape the whole eat on your lunch break deal as much as possible. It’s all so pointless, you’re a grown-up. Eat at your desk and use your break as a break. Escape off the side of the road, into the woods with a towel. If done within a mile from work, like me – now, the hour is potentially 50 minutes in the peaceful spot.
If it’s a routine, people at work will laugh if they see, but who cares, they probably just ran to get a greasy hamburger eight miles away while you’re in a zen state amongst trees, bugs, and listening to Pink Floyd.